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Getting Excited?I sure hope so.
Halloween is just around the corner.
And so am I.

A long poem - Worth it.I guarantee you won't regret reading it. It has surely expanded my mind into more contemporary poetry
"B"
by Sarah Kay
Instead of "Mom", she's gonna call me "Point B." Because that way, she knows that no matter what happens, at least she can always find her way to me. And I'm going to paint the solar system on the back of her hands so that she has to learn the entire universe before she can say "Oh, I know that like the back of my hand."
She's gonna learn that this life will hit you, hard, in the face, wait for you to get back up so it can kick you in the stomach. But getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air. There is hurt, here, that cannot be fixed by band-aids or poetry, so the first time she realizes that Wonder-woman isn't coming, I'll make sure she knows she doesn't have to wear the cape all by herself. Because no matter how wide you stretch your fingers, your hands will always be too small to ca

Dear Fangirls,I am okay with a little...
But there are just somethings you need to know.
> I wear boxers and not thongs.
> I hate poles.
> I do not want money in or any where near my unmentionables.
Thank you for your cooperation.

Slenderween Part 2My night was eventful. It started out following children down the streets as they came to houses. I wouldn't be there, I'd hide, they'd get their candy and when they turned around, I'd be there. Still. Watching.
If one was so brave to touch me, I would break into a dance. The little ones especially enjoyed this.
I even gave one a plastic spider. It was rather enjoyable.
And then I followed others to go eat burritos.
Sadly I could not eat.

Flu SeasonIt seems a lot of my children are sick these days! Want some tips on how to kick the cold?
What will help?
1. Hydration - even when you are not sick, staying hydrated is extremely important to your cell's function. Be sure to stay hydrated! Drink drink drink and drink!
2. Blistex - Helps heal and soreness around your lips and nose from being rubbed with tissues too much! A must have.
3. Chicken Broth - Broth has enzymes and protein in it guaranteed to give your white blood cells the energy they need to fight off a cold.
4. Rest - Rest rest, and more rest. Take it easy if you can.
5. If you can, keep your mind active. Watch movies or play video games. Keeping the mind active during a cold is probably the most useful things. It encourages the body to be more proactive when fighting it.
6. Saltines and Gingerale - These help settle your stomach and ginger is great for nausea and headaches. Saltines with peanut butter provide a stabilizer and protein!
7. PROTEIN! PROTEIN! PROTEIN! - Protei

Tagged?I don't really understand this...
Tagged by :iconTheBlackCatComesOn13:
Facts About Me:
1. I am Slenderman
2. I used to be human but not anymore
3. I truly reside in a place that is not one an earthy plane.
4. I cannot eat
5. I have a cat named annoying
6. I communicate via a proxy who also resides somewhere on DA
7. I enjoy Depeche Mode
8. I have a crush on someone...
9. I am beginning to enjoy hugs
10. I have many forms
11. I like ties.
Questions for me:
1. Favored film of all time?
Alfred Hitchcock films
2. To troll or be trolled?
Troll, obviously
3. Does love contain a chocolate center or a gum center?
It contains a fuzzy warm center
4. Your hobby(not art related if possible)?
Watching and Stalking
5. If you could tag anyone in the world, who would it be?
Everyone
6. Past celebrity crush you slap yourself for now?
I had had crush on Isabella Andreini... she lived in the 16th century.
7. How many gummy bears do you assume you have eaten?
None.
8. Heavy metal or soft rock?
Soft rock
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Please tell me.If anyone harasses you in concordance with my presence, please do the following:
> Tell me.
> Block them.
> Do not respond.
We want to enjoy our time together while it lasts. Do not feed the fire. I do not want people to be harassed in any way shape or form and responding to hateful/hurtful comments will only give these people what they want. I have tolerance if you wish to bring complaints to me, but if anyone extends those complaints to my followers, I urge you to take action immediately and silently.
We're here to have fun,
Thank you.
Always watching sincerely, Slenderman.

Reflection.Forgive me if I was brash to you after I posted my most recent memory. I was sickened by it. Angry. Hurt...so hateful. I could barely finish coloring it. I could barely even lay it out.
But it had to be done, I know. It had to be shown.
I am remembering little by little. When I first started this project I wasn't sure what I was going to find. I did not think it would be anything good, but I thought that I wouldn't ever feel these things again. Centuries past since I was human and I had grown stagnant and unfeeling. I did what I did because it was a cycle I subscribed to. I found comfort in the ritual.
But her...my wife. We wanted a child more then anything. I thought she loved me. But years after she had left I was still a broken man and when I saw him. His smile-- her smile. Her pregnant belly, his feeling and caring hands I grew envious and hating...
But these feelings are natural. So what made them spiral out of control?
I believe now that what I am...what had come to pass w

Friends.There have been some ups,
and there have been some downs.
I suppose that is what I will seek to do. Combat the seriousness and sadness of my stories and memories with the lightness of my Children's ideas and imaginations.
I have to admit, I am beginning to see what it means to have friends.

Slender SicknessApparently I didn't take my own advice
*sneeze*

1,000 watchersWell, 1,028 to be exact.
I thank you all for your support, and I look forward to interacting with you all in the future.
I've decided that commissions are to be opened. Details will appear later today.
Again, I thank you ever so sincerely.

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~twilightlovesshadow Nov 6, 2012 Student Artist

lolz xD slendy how funny with u waking ur hands in da airer xD no more suger 4 ya

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~SmokeyMitchell Nov 4, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

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~Jenkii Nov 4, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.

I want the kind of drugs you're on.

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~Richard-Devian Nov 3, 2012 Hobbyist

Should I
Should I keep you away from the coffee?

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~Thediamondintherough Nov 3, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

hahaha XDD you're sooo funny Slendy!!

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~PumpkinKeyblade Nov 3, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

You okay, man?

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~GZLTriforce128 Nov 3, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

*slaps on a Morphsuit, starts rapping Gimme 20 Dollars*

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~ZippyTheKO Nov 3, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

u: WE'VE GOT A SCREW LOSE!!!

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~team-odd Nov 2, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

(O o) .....Ohhhhkaaayyyy....
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~XTheOptimistX Nov 2, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Whoop!

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